weird things today everyone:

-i didn't know i could wear jeans to school for a work day. poo.

-my nurse chewed me out for not taking my medicine regularly. she even called me honey.

-i was at a meeting with a whole bunch of ESL teachers. in a museum. with a buffalo.

-i saw someone cry today that i didn't know had tear ducts.

-i got something in my eye. right after having snow thrown. at my foot. in my house.

-wearing glasses, i decided to cut an onion.  it hurt so bad i was covering my eyes and chopping blindly at what i thought was an onion.

-i thought about investing stock in tupperware today.

-after writing a most impressive and huge to do list. i decided to watch weeds online.

-someone tried to tell me that i didn't sound american. i gave them an american high five.

-i stole honey packets from a restaurant yesterday.  today i used them in tea at the museum meeting. they were in my coat pocket.

-i forgot how to drive to work this morning.

-i only ate one smarties. i usually eat three.

-i mysteriously found a bunch of pecan cinnamon rolls in my kitchen. i did not make these.

-i reached into my bag to find my glasses (see above) and i slit my middle finger across my razor. now i'm missing 8 layers of skin and cant' get over how super wrinkly my lips feel when i rub by finger across them.

-i took my passport to work today on accident. 

-i tripped on carpet.

-i got second place in an essay contest i half-heartedly entered 6 months ago. now i get fifty dollars for it.

-kaitlin purchased me a ben folds concert for more money than i had. now i have the money. 

-i didn't wear any jewelry today. not any. i know that doesn't sound weird, but for me, it is.

-and it's only 7:38.  i'm almost afraid to get up and continue on with today.

much love

jen